Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Please Don't Wear These To The Red Carpet

 Tara Reid looked pretty hot but she was a tad bit careless about tying those straps and when they fell off she became the most important Red Carpet No No in history.

 Courtney Love - She was too busy to make her designer cover her lower portion. That's terrible. Insane!

  Lara Flynn Boyle - I think this lady is going for some ballerina performance. Who goes to the red carpet looking like this?

 Cher - I don't know if I have ever seen her in a nice dress anyway. But I like her confidence :P

Gwyneth Paltro - Even pretty women should wear bras. This red carpet dress is cheap.Everybody knew she had boobs.

 Gillian Anderson was an amazing scientist in the X Files but she kind of forgot to discover things in the real world...for instance she had no idea how her back looked in this dress. This dress is so not for her, her back and butts look terrible and that lil bit of panty has made it look even worse.

 Toni Braxton - She is hot but there's nothing left to expose in this absolutely naked dress.

 Lil Kim - This is beyond hideous. It hurts the eyes. And this other boob looks so left out and un chic.

Bjork - She probably loves swans a lot. This is a bad dress!

Celione Dion normally dressed up all fine but this experiment of wearing a tuxedo backwards makes her look absolutely wacko!