This human Barbie ain’t anything like the real Barbie

Sarah Barge is the woman who is known as the ‘human Barbie’ & that is insulting the very existence of Barbie dolls. As far as I can recall, Barbie was a pretty doll & not some horrifying zombie. I think I once wrote on this woman but I’m not so sure, so let me give you a brief intro about her. She’s another Samantha Brick. Moreover, she’s quite rich & complex. Some people also think she’s dysfunctional. She had gone through innumerable surgeries to make herself look beautiful (?) or maybe she has been trying to re-define the word. In fact she has spent £500,000 on those surgeries & you can see the result for yourself. I think people call her the human Barbie in jest or something. It seems the money has been wasted on a totally worthless cause. 

Now this 51 year old plastic surgery addict is about to organize pageant parties for young girls in the salon where injections and breast enhancement procedures will be performed. She was in news last time when she gave her daughter Poppy a boob voucher on her 6th birthday. And it's disgusting she wants her daughter to think about boobs at the age of six. Where the fuck does she live!

It’s people like her that make others feel bad about their looks. They are responsible for developing complexes in others. Fine. They are a complex themselves & this one could afford to change her looks, which aren’t that great after so much effort, to put it mildly but nevertheless nothing can stop her. 

Now let me copy/paste her ugly views: 

'I think the demand in this country is huge for young people’s makeover,’ she said. 

‘I’m not talking about just a little bit of nails, I’m talking about spray tanning to the nail art to the big hair, like the real beauty pageants.’ 

She’s going to arrange this party for girls between the ages of 8-13. I think these girls are too young for makeovers. Yeah if you’re gonna pour shitty ideas in their heads, they would believe anything. But I think it’s like tainting innocence & telling them that looks is the only thing that matters in this world. 

‘Girls don’t want Snow White and Cinderella anymore,’ she said last year. 

‘They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga… Looks are a big part of how our futures pan out - there shouldn’t be a stigma around wanting to look good.’ 

My God, what crappy way of looking at things! How vain & lost this woman is! I feel sorry for her daughter. It’s funny how she says that there shouldn’t be a stigma around wanting to look good but what has she done to her own face? My friend & I were having a discussion on this woman a while ago & she very rightly said, ‘Maybe she could audition for The Nightmare on Elm Street cum Halloween Barbie.’ She also reminded me of the song, ‘Bhoot hoon main’ cause she surely looks something like ghosts.

Anyhow, people have been criticizing her but she doesn’t give a damn to it. 

‘I couldn’t care less about critics. At the end of the day are we promoting being ugly and not caring about ourselves in this country? 

‘Or are we encouraging children to take control of the way they look and be creative because after all if you don’t encourage them in their creative ways and show them how to do their hair and make up then they’re going to look minging when they’re older because they’re not going to know how to do it. 

‘I laugh in the face of the protests of these people, have they not got anything better to do?’ 

I’m actually running short of words to describe such crazy, dysfunctional ideas. They haven’t invented the right words to define such creepy women who are obsessed with looks & have got such ugly views. She sounds like a total nutcase. I don’t think any sane person could convince a freak that what she’s doing is not right. In the long run, this could backfire, cause there’s a lot to life than just looking good. 

Claude Knights, director of children’s charity Kidscape, said: 

‘It must be remembered that children are unable to give informed consent to some of the ideas projected onto them by parents and other adults’. 

A spokeswoman for the Mothers’ Union said: 

‘As with any product or service aimed at children, parents need to think carefully about whether or not they feel it is appropriate. 

‘Ultimately children will learn from, and be influenced by the choices their parents make. If parents don’t book these parties for their daughters, ultimately beauty companies will stop targeting the child market.’ 

I agree with what they are saying. Children do get influenced by elders & later on they regret making those choices. Once they begin to understand things & yeah there’s a big ‘if,’ they could see things differently while growing up in such a weird atmosphere but there’s no forgiving the moment a child realizes it. What then? But she’s a crazy obsessed woman. She won’t have any idea that she has no right to spoil someone else’s life by imposing her strange views. I really don’t understand what kind of a mother is she. And Good Lord, she has three kids! After reading such stories of women obsessed with physical attributes, I can't say parents always know the best for their own children.

Source: 'Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella anymore': Human Barbie to start holding children’s parties at Botox clinic

The so-called Goddess is back with another lame theory

I thought it was over, but Samantha Brick would not leave us in peace. She’s back with yet another stupid theory to prove that she’s damn beautiful. 

Any genuinely beautiful man/woman doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone I guess. And Samantha Brick behaves as someone who has doubts & yet she projects the kind of image in which she’s too damn confident about her ordinary looks.

Alright. Now this deluded Helen of Troy of the digital age reveals the secret of her self-belief. It’s funny how it changes with every lousy piece she writes. Anyway, this time while reflecting over nothing…oh no this time while reflecting on the same question as to why she’s so very confident about her looks, she came up with another lame excuse for being this beautiful. In fact this is the question she has scribbled in the boring article: 

“Why, unlike so many members of my sex, does my cup runneth over with self-confidence?” 

Because you’re nuts, Samanatha Brick but the answer she has provided is of course inevitable. 

 “The answer is simple: my beloved father, Patrick Brick. Ever since the day I came into this world, my dad, a retired nurse, has showered me with love and affection.” 

I think every sensible parent showers his child with love & affection. It’s natural. 

Anyhow, this so-called goddess went on narrating this fairy tale in which her father never gets tired of calling her beautiful. She has also quoted from here & there to prove her lousy point that the love of her dad has been the key to her being able to love herself. Which means if no one loves you, you should hate yourself. And last week when we were all trying our best to tell the truth that no one has ever dared to tell Samantha, it was this man, she instinctively turned to & again she heard lies about her beauty.

A normal parent loves his child, & both mother & father say nice things to kids. I don’t think Samantha Brick is any different. We all have heard nice things from our parents. My parents used to call me a doll when I was a kid & I used to get everything I ever asked for & I just have to raise my finger at that particular toy or object & my father used to get that thing for me…but that doesn’t mean I should go around writing idiotic articles calling myself a doll for the rest of my life or I should start painting myself as a doll as some kids are doing right now on Youtube just to prove that I’m still a doll, which I am not & never was. It’s the love & affection of parents & nothing else. Yes when parents say nice things to a kid, it makes him/her confident & that child doesn’t need to argue with the rest of the world about what he/she thinks of himself. That child wouldn’t need a single person to say yes; he would go on believing what he wants to believe. He wouldn’t give 2 fucks to the viewpoints of people. But Samantha Brick gives a damn & so she continues to write stupid write-ups saying the same stupid thing again & again. 

When you make an argument, you need to support it with evidence. Samantha Brick has made one statement & yes she couldn’t support it with any evidence, since none of us is blind & we can see very clearly, cause we are not daddy. How her father treated her is irrelevant & how he thinks she’s beautiful means nothing to us. She wants us to know that she was/is badly desired when she mentions her boyfriends & how her daddy warned them not to mistreat Ms Samantha, cause she was Daddy’s little girl. She is not the only child who has been treated that way. It’s another thing some of us take the attention & love of parents for granted & some write stupid articles to tell us that they are really beautiful, cause daddy thinks so. It would have been so nice, if Daddy had taught his little girl there’s a thing known as complex & baby you’re suffering from it. 

One valid point is that parents even find their not-so-cute looking child also cute & beautiful. They have the right to think so, because when you love someone, you see the face of God & naturally you find that person beautiful but if that child later on bothers the rest of us, that’s not right. Even when you like someone, you find that person beautiful but you can’t argue with everyone on this planet that he is as beautiful as God when he’s not. Again I’ve offended someone but the thing is…beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. That’s it. And parents who really care about their kids often say things that the kid may not like but in order to open their child's eye, parents have to say such things.

It’s good if a woman approves of herself or regards herself as the most beautiful woman in the world. But that particular woman has no right to force us to say the same crap. You know one of my cousins believes in this thing, but she doesn’t bother anyone of us with irrelevant theories. It keeps her happy & that’s fine by all of us that she thinks she’s beautiful. 

Samantha Brick is not at all satisfied otherwise she would just shut up. Her father & she can call all of us who do not agree with them sad people having shallow lives, but that wouldn’t alter the fact that Samantha Brick is not that beautiful as she wants us to believe. We really don’t care what she sees in the mirror. No wonder women don’t like to mingle with her! She has an annoying personality. She just doesn’t give up. 

And just because we don’t agree with Samantha Brick, they call us sad & shallow :( lol We have the right to hold any kind of view & if that makes our lives sad & shallow, then seriously where do Samantha Brick, her daddy & her beloved Pascal stand? You have the right to express yourself but you don’t have the right to find faults with people for not agreeing with you & it’s really low to label someone as sad & shallow just because we can’t call an ordinary looking thing beautiful. We are more sinned against than sinning :P 

Source: What makes me so certain I'm beautiful? Daddy's love... Samantha Brick reveals the secret of her self-belief

The husband of today’s Helen of Troy is equally deluded

Now I know that Samantha Brick & Pascal Ribenet are meant for each other. He said: “Insult my wife and I'll shoot you!” We all have been threatened for speaking our mind. It has been proven time & again that truth is a dangerous thing. People are not yet ready for to accept it. 

Moreover, I also have a feeling that Mail Online is paying these two people to say all this crap as we all have noticed this chapter is just not closing. Every day Samantha Brick has to offer something to us. Now her husband is making statements about her so-called beauty: 

 “Samantha is beautiful in every sense of the word. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She is beautiful physically and beautiful in her mind. She is also strong. I am very lucky indeed to have her.” 

In fact he just can’t take his eyes off her. I think sensible & caring husbands do find their wives beautiful. But that doesn’t mean the wife becomes a rare beauty. I’m sorry to say but men lie all the time about the looks of women & women tend to take it so seriously. Just like Samantha Brick, there are others who narrate their tales of so-called beauty & men are the ones who pour that thing in their minds. Most women don't believe other things but they immediately believe they are beautiful when a man says it...that's kind of weird.

Anyhow, I have been reading Aleph & it seems as if anyone can invoke the Alpeh any time when he/she would be confronted by the rare beauty of Samantha Brick Since she happens to be a huge orgasm in person, it’s possible to invoke the Aleph. In fact you can invoke it just by looking at the powerful pic of the Helen of Troy of the digital age. Right? I think only Paulo Coelho can answer that :P 

However, this crap on Samantha Brick gave me an opportunity to touch the subject of jealousy & looks from a very different angle. It’s true that there is some amount of jealousy in every person but it doesn’t mean that every human being can instantly turn green while looking at something ordinary or not at all noticeable.

 It might be a plus point if you are genuinely good-looking, but the question is: what is your god-damn contribution in your looks? Vanity is a strange kind of thing. Even in sad moments, you look at your face in the mirror, & you can’t help admiring it, but what does it actually give you in life?

Samantha Brick needs to wake up from slumber

Now I know for sure that Samantha Brick is deluded. She has written another piece on her beauty & how women all over the world loathe her. Honestly, we have better things to do. As a blogger, yeah, I don’t actually miss any such opportunity. I think here we have a woman who wants to become a joke, so why shouldn’t we add spice to it? Yesterday I tried to understand her problem, but now I have a feeling that she’s totally deluded & she needs to wake up. 

She had received lots & lots of negative response from people on the net. We are sorry for that but when you write something as hilarious as she does, one shouldn’t complain. No wonder people have regarded her piece as a joke & even called her ‘ugly, stupid, & a bitch.’ In fact, they left nasty comments wherever they could like anything. See people need an auspicious opportunity & Samantha provided one yesterday. Even today what she has written is more of a joke. 

Her so-called friends on FB also gave her a hard time yesterday. She received malicious mail from just about everyone. I believe so she thinks. Everyone doesn’t have time to think of such a self-satisfied person who wants everyone to acknowledge her self-created problem of being beautiful. 

“While I've been shocked and hurt by the global condemnation, I have just this to say: my detractors have simply proved my point. Their level of anger only underlines that no one in this world is more reviled than a pretty woman.” 

I also believe that she confuses acquaintances as friends. I don’t think a real friend would stab in the back after reading a highly demented piece. He/she will take that friend to a psychiatrist. 

This is the funniest part: 

“Without doubt, this is a gender issue. For not only is it mostly women who are attacking me, it is also because I am female that I am being attacked for acknowledging my attractiveness. 

If Brad Pitt were to say: 'Yes, I'm a good-looking fella,' then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday.” 

Everyone knows Angelina Jolie is beautiful. She doesn’t need to say or write a stupid piece on it. Moreover, Angelina Jolie also goes out of her way to help out needy people & that makes her all the more beautiful human. Samantha Brick, on the other hand, is just bitching & giving examples that even make her case nothing but a mere joke that everyone will forget in two days. 

I believe men who approach her & send flowers & wine find her easy & acceptable but that doesn’t make her attractive or pretty. However, she believes this is the reason why men give her attention. No one can change her mind. She wanted people to say yes & they haven’t, cause all of us have seen genuinely beautiful people. This woman needs to see a shrink. 

One of the women tweeted her: 

 'Samantha Brick should be bricked to death.' 

I think this was really low. Samantha Brick has the right to stay deluded. She has the right to scribble hilarious articles so that we can dissect them & have a bit of fun. 

However, this tweet was fun: 

‘Hilarious. I wish I had such an inflated view of my looks.’ 

 But you know Samantha Brick loves to whine & so it continues:

 “As far as I can see, the criticism falls into two camps: those who judge me for daring to mention my attractiveness and those who wish to attack my appearance, calling me ugly — well, that's a polite way of putting it. And it's the latter camp who are harder to brush off.” 

 Instead of complaining, she should love the attention she’s getting from all over the world. I’m sorry to say but when a person has no major problems in life, he/she creates one. In this case, Samantha Brick thinks she’s pretty & every woman on this planet is jealous of her. At the age of 41, one should behave as an adult, but as I said it seems she hasn’t really experienced much in life other than stupid men sending her flowers & wine. Besides being vain, she is also stupid enough to expect too much of people. 

Honestly speaking, I want to interview all the mirrors that have been lying to her all along. She doesn’t look remotely nice or pretty in a single picture. Someone should send her pictures of victims whose faces have been distorted forever. But I don’t think it’s going to have one bit of an impact on her as she has a deep-rooted complex. Her self-created problem is the only thing in the world that matters to this woman & the world ends there. She has no time to look around here & there. 

 “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.” 

 But I’m sorry I don’t feel so while looking at Samantha Brick. 

 Source: The I'm so beautiful backlash: In yesterday's Mail, Samantha Brick claimed other women loathe her for being too attractive. It provoked a worldwide internet storm. Here she says: This bile just proves I'm right