Robert Pattinson needs lens help

Robert Pattinson has been a part of the Twilight franchise for 2 years but he still needs 2 people to put his contact lenses in & he just hates it. I’m sure it must be very embarrassing when you can’t learn something in 4 years but contacts can be such a prime pain.

He told Entertainment Weekly, “Everyone else has figured out how to do it, and then there’s two people holding me down because I can’t do it myself… It’s so embarrassing for me, after so many years, it’s still a process every single morning. I actually want to get some kind of plastic explosive… I want to kill them.”

Robert says it feels like he has been working on the Twilight Saga series his whole life. He has been dating Kristen Stewart & he is quite optimistic that the interest in his personal life will die once the final 2 movies are released.

He also told the Entertainment Weekly magazine: 'All the gossip stories won't work - they're always combined with 'Twilight', so once that's done and it can't be combined with the promotion of the film, I think it will end.'

I think Kristen Stewart is good-looking but she always seems constipated & she can’t act. She hasn’t shown any improvement in all these years. Robert Pattinson is a better actor & Ashley Greene looks one of the coolest vampires. I also like Edward Cullen’s father. Even though he’s a vampire, but he’s more of a gentleman. I really like his character.

By the way, Ashley Greene was banging Chris Evans on Tuesday night at Trousdale Lounge in L.A. According to People:

“They were flirtatious and dancing closely together at points during the night,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE of the two. “They were talking a lot and whispering.”

Adds another clubgoer: “He was making her laugh, and she would push him in a flirty way”

Ashley Greene is single & enjoying

Ashley Greene & Jared Followill



Joe Jonas

Jared Followill looks nice in this pic

Twilight star Ashley Greene has ditched Joe Jonas. However, just after hours this news had been confirmed that both Ashley & Joe have parted ways, she was seen celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with a new man Jared Followill who is the bass guitarist of American rock band King of Leon. He’s also the band’s pianist.

Ashley posted on her twitter page: 'Good food. Good friends. Great day. Now I am at home watching beauty and the beast haha. Super cool.'

A source told PEOPLE at the time that “Jonas was head over heels for Greene. They remained an item through the winter, most recently celebrating Greene’s 24th birthday last month in Las Vegas. In recent weeks, the two, who were never shy about affectionate public appearances, were spotted – separately – at various L.A. clubs. On March 11, Greene and Zac Efron partied with pals at Trousdale Lounge, while Jonas spent a guys’ night out at the same club three nights earlier.”

They began dating in summer 2010. It has been reported that Joe wasn’t that into it.

It’s funny how people are looking at this break up. I think no one knows the reason, but everyone likes to presume. Relationships mostly end badly otherwise why would they end. Some think that accidental anal insertion is the reason why the relationship couldn’t last. After all when they were spotted separately, Joe preferred being with men. Some believe she was tired of his brothers getting all cozy with them in the bed. People just get too personal. It seems it’s always fucking that is the main reason.

Joe Jonas was in a high-profile relationship with Taylor Swift in 2008. On November 11, 2008, in an interview Swift claimed that Jonas broke up with her in a 27-second phone call. In explanation, Jonas wrote on his MySpace blog :"I called to discuss feelings with the other person, and obviously these feelings were not well received. I did not end the phone call. Someone else ended it for me. Phone calls only last as long as the person on the other end is willing to talk."

I find this particular line very touching.

“Phone calls only last as long as the person on the other end is willing to talk.”

Ashley Greene likes to date singers. I think Joe is kind of cute. There's something about him or maybe I just liked what he said.