Wednesday, February 29, 2012

FHM Philippines scraps ‘racist’ cover

This was the cover that raised the storm as someone was stepping out of the shadows & you can see there are more than two black models.
Now this is new cover & the new tagline reads something like this: I want to emerge with my own name...it seems they neither worked on the new cover nor did they have time for the caption I guess. It's already March & Bela seems angry.

The men’s magazine FHM Philippines had to pull down the cover of its March issue. There were accusations that it was an extremely racist cover.

It was shown as a teaser on the FHM website on Saturday, but people raised a storm as the cover featured light-skinned Bela Padilla standing in front of black models in black bikinis in the dim background. Across the bottom of the cover, it carried the caption, ‘Stepping Out of the Shadows.’ Naturally readers were pissed off. The magazine received lots of angry comments on FB & tweets. They are saying or presuming that most of the criticism was apparently from dark-skinned Filipinos.

In an interview with BBC News reporter Mishal Husain, Padilla responded to the backlash her FHM Philippines cover received.

“Honestly, some of those girls were actually Filipinas painted in black, not to represent Africans, but we were really doing that to portray shadows because, like I said, it’s my coming of age. And we weren’t thinking of harming anyone, and we weren’t thinking of racial discrimination,” she said.

Husain questioned Padilla's response, saying, “Some people might think that it’s even more offensive that some people in that shoot were Filipinas who were painted black.”

Yeah it’s dead wrong. It becomes all the more offensive when you get to know that women were painted black. But I think the cover wasn’t that bad. Does that make me a racist? :P

Anyhow, they took all the points into consideration & now it’s going to be a different cover, which is just okay.

“We deem this to be the most prudent move in the light of the confusion over the previous cover execution. We apologize and thank those who have raised their points,” FHM said in a statement on its Philippine website.

“When FHM hits the stands in March it will have a different cover,” it added, but it’s going to feature the same actress, Bela Padilla.

And how can we miss what angry readers posted on the website:

“Seriously, did you guys not sense how racist this concept was?” wrote a film student on the Facebook page of FHM Philippines.

“That some people including the editors did not find an issue with that ignorant FHM magazine cover shows how deeply ingrained racism is in Philippine society,” a Filipino in the United States commented.

Another person commented on Twitter: “What do you expect??? Can you really expect some form of sensitivity from a magazine that prides itself in exploiting women for profit?”

I so totally agree with them but I still think that cover had something. Bela Padilla looked gorgeous. Now this new cover doesn’t have that thing & Bela doesn’t look that great. Maybe she needed those painted women. But I’m glad they have rectified their mistake. It seemed as if those women were depicted as slaves. This was not right. I won’t raise the question: How could they make such a ghastly mistake? Because I don’t even think it was a mistake. It was an idea that backfired. We can’t say people are not ready for it. I think people have had enough. But unfortunately discrimination is not dying. It’s still very much alive.

I’d like to bitch a little. In one of the dailies I read that there were just two black models. They ought to have a good look at the cover before reporting about it. I know it’s not that easy to know but nevertheless you’re being paid to see things properly.

Kya Mujhay Pyar Hai – Wo Lamhe



I love this song. It's so much fun. KK too has a good voice.

I'm sure everyone knows that Woh Lamhe which was released in 2006 was based on the life of Parveen Babi. It's about her affair with Mahesh Bhatt & how she battles with her illness. She was schizophrenic.

Both Shiney Ahuja & Kangana have done justice. And I really like Shaad Randhawa. I saw this extremely hilarious horror film, cause he was a policeman in it.

I think the feeling of being love is so much fun. But when you express yourself, everything goes in the gutter. People are so boring & heartless. It's saddening that even that specific person also turns out to be just another corpse among all the assembled corpses with their eyes open. Anyway, I love these lines:
'Kyun aajkal neend kam khwaab zyada hai
Lagta khuda ka koi nek iraada hai.'

This is so sweet: 'Soye thay khwaab meray jaage tere wasste
Tere khayalon se hai bheege mere raaste.'

And these lines are too cute:
'Tum kyun chale aate ho
Har roz in khwaabon mein
Chupke se aa bhi jaao
Eik din meri bahon mein
Tere hee sapne andheron mein ujaloon mein.'

Cate Blanchett would love to be a Bond villain




What an idea! I’d certainly like to see Cate Blanchett as a villain. She hasn’t done so many negative roles. She’s a truly talented actor!

Anyhow, Cate Blanchett did a photo shoot for the April issue of Harper's Bazaar UK magazine. And you’d be able to see the full shoot & interview on March 1st. Harper’s Bazaar magazine asked her if she would like to appear in the next Bond film, Blanchett replied: “Oh, God, yes! I’d be there in a heartbeat. I love Lotte Lenya. She had a club foot and a limp. I’m not a purist in that way.”

She was also very much interested in portraying Diana but now Naomi Watts has got that role. Anyway, her two latest projects are: Lawless, in which she appears with Ryan Gosling, and Knight of Cups, with Natalie Portman and Christian Bale.

However, she is not sure if she ever would direct a movie although she has no problem taking charge in the theatre.

She said: “There is a film I’d love to direct, but I just don’t know if I’ve got the patience. In theatre, you can have an idea and get on with it. In film, you hear of people sitting on an idea for eight years, by which time the idea has changed and evolved and become something else.”

Even she looks graceful & dignified in these photos. I’m very much interested in Knight of Cups. It’s been a while I haven’t seen any movie of Christian Bale. But one thing’s for sure – Cate Blanchett is one such artist who never disappoints her fans. She’s too good. Unlike Kate Winslet when she has affair with a teenager in a movie Notes on a Scandal, she didn’t take off all her clothes. It was her acting & you felt for the character. It wasn’t so with Kate Winslet who was dying to go naked every time in the Reader & she even got an award for it. And you know what she played the character of Hedda Gabler in the theatre. It must have been such a powerful performance. Moreover, her dialogue delivery is superb. She’s got a very clear voice & one can never forget how she said in The Lord of the Rings: ‘But there was another ring.’

Amazing story of Astro & Nicole





This is an amazing story of a courageous woman who didn’t leave her horse’s side for three hours after he was being trapped in mud which was like quicksand.

Astro is an 18 year old horse who had sunk into quagmire like mud & he could have drowned as the water was rising around him but luckily he was freed just minutes before the tide closed in. He was stuck in mud for three hours but Nicole Graham didn’t leave him for a minute. Actually they went for an afternoon ride & that turned out to be a nightmare. Even her daughter Paris & the horse she was riding were partially swallowed up by the mud but Nicole dragged them out. However, Astro was sinking deeper & deeper into the quagmire.

After three 'terrifying' hours, rescuers managed to pull Astro and Nicole from the mud. She said: “It was terrifying. It was also heartbreaking to see my horse exhausted and struggling. We went straight down and under. There was mud everywhere and every time I moved it sucked me back down. It wouldn’t let us go. I’ve been riding here for 20 years and never had a drama. I’ve never seen any signs and didn’t realize it was so boggy. When I saw the dust from the rescue trucks I was so relieved. I was starting to get overwhelmed.”

Astro was sedated before he was pulled out. It had been the combined effort of the team. It was a race against tide & thank God Astro is alive.

Those who have pets know it’s nothing short of a nightmare when something of the sort happens to your pet. Accidents happen but when your pet is in grave danger, your world is shattered. I guess one would do anything to save the beloved animal. Many people call this madness that owners take drastic measures without even thinking. There’s no time to think & I don’t know why people even wonder as to why owners do such things for pets. You see one cannot afford to be practical when your animal is fighting with life & death.

Julia Roberts on the cover of Vanity Fair


I just find this Vanity Fair cover so so.

There’s nothing outstanding about it except that Julia Roberts looks like Julia Roberts herself. Her eyes seem way too cunning though. But yesterday we saw that Katy Perry looked another person on the cover of Interview Magazine.

Anyhow, this is not the final verdict on Julia Roberts. Her fans would love her. I’m also her fan. Actually she’s a very talented actor. This cover is not her best. She has done better things.

Jidhar Dekhoon Teri Tasveer Nazar Aati Hai – Mahaan



Simply beautiful! Kishore Kumar has sung it with so much passion & Amitabh was a very loving & caring husband. The music is done by R. D. Burman. Mahaan was actually a remake of Kannada movie named Shankar Guru. Anyway, it was released in 1983 & Amitabh had triple role.

Again it's kind of difficult to choose the best lines. It's sweet when he says, 'Mera hai jo sab hai tera, ab kya mera hai. Meri khushiyon ki tu jagir nazar aati hai.' We live in such a materialistic world that the idea itself is sacred.

'Mar kay juda na ho, teri chahat wahi zanjeer nazar aati hai.' I'm speechless. It must be a fucking great feeling.

Rousseau is so right when he said man is born free but everywhere he is in chains but those chains are damn suffocating.

And this is what we call beautiful poetry: 'Jidhar dekhoon teri tasveer nazar aati hai, teri surat meri taqdeer nazar aati hai.' Superb! And Kishore Kumar has added life to this song.

Mohabbat Baray Kaam Ki Cheez Hai – Trishul



A very, very cool track! And Hema Malini looks really very beautiful in this movie. And you all know how much I adore Shashi Kapoor...whatever I'd say, it won't be enough to express my love for this good-looking, cute man.

Trishul was another blockbuster & it was released in 1978. It had a huge cast & the story line was excellent. The music was also excellent. No wonder it did so well at the box office. It was also directed by Yash Chopra.

I don't know why but I've always been fascinated by the lines of Amitabh:

'Kitabon mein chhapate hain chaahat kay kissay
Haqikat ki duniya mein chaahat nahin hai
Zamane kay bazaar mein yeh woh shay hai
Kay jis ki kisi ko zarurat nahin hai
Yeh bekaar bedaam ki cheez hai.'

Indeed 'Ye bas naam hee naam ki cheez' for some people.

But I also like it when Shashi Kapoor says: 'Daavat-e-ishq dey rahi hai fazaa, aaj ho ja kisi hasin pay fida!' Par husn ki tou itni kami hai kay I don't think it's possible. Perhaps what Amitabh said has more weight. Only when I think about my pets & stray animals I'm friends with, I can say mohabbat baray kaam ki cheez hai!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Sanam Tum Jahan Mera Dil Wahan- Kaalia



Actually I really liked this song in my childhood & I wouldn't lie even to this day, I kind of like it.

I have always been fascinated by the dance moves of Amitabh. I think this is the first song of Parveen Babi that I'm posting.

She was a very sexy, beautiful woman. We do miss her a lot. She was indeed a gem. I don't think India has produced anyone like her. She was the best.

I think almost everyone I know has seen Kaalia & they love it. It was released in 1981. It was written & directed by Tinnu Anand. No wonder it was a super hit. Everyone did a good job.

Keh Doon Tumhe Ya Chup Rahon – Deewar



Oh my God, this is such a cute, fun song! And Shashi Kapoor looks really cute in this red shirt.

Deewar was released in the most beautiful year ever...it was 1975. It received the Filmfare best movie award besides grabbing six other awards. It was a super duper hit & it's still regarded as one of the must see Bollywood films. It was directed by Yash Chopra.

But it really hurts when Amitabh dies & it's difficult to forget the dialogue of Shashi Kapoor: 'Meray pass maa hai!' Shashi Kapoor's dialogue delivery is brilliant. In fact he looks so cute while suggesting all the cheap things in this song which has been sung by Asha Bhosle & Kishore Kumar. I've noticed Asha's voice doesn't disappear in front of anyone.

Dil mein tou har roz kuch alag hee hota hai. It's better to say it rather than regret it later on. You may not feel that way again. Who knows! Of course my favorite stanza is the main one...it's a million dollar tip:
'Keh doon tumhe ya chup rahon dil mein aaj kya hai,
Jo bolo tou jano, guru tum ko mano, chalo yeh bhi wada hai.'

Woh Beete Din Yaad Hain - Purana Mandir



Those of you who have seen Purana Mandir would love this song. I heard it last night & it still sounds great.

Btw, Purana Mandir was one of the first horror movies & it was released in 1984. And yeah it was directed by none other than the Ramsay brothers. It was a big hit. The story revolved around Samri :P

The singer is Ajit Singh. It's a very romantic track.

I think it's the oldest story: 'Aag laga kay tum na jane kahan kho gaye, bas yaadein baaki.'

I believe you should worship the guy that remembers everything you've ever said...I've never met one of the sort.

Agyness Deyn Has Been Lying About Her Real Age All Along


We all know how the modeling industry is obsessed with young girls of 14-15. Anyhow, supermodel Agyness Deyn has revealed recently that she’s a full six years older than what she claimed when she started her career as a model. Which means she’s actually 29.

Agyness not just lied about her real age but she also changed her name, which is Laura Hollins in reality, so that she can get better jobs & she did. She told the Guardian:

“No, when I decided I would really do modeling I was like 18, and I think at the time that was quite old for a new face, so we knocked off a few years.”

I don’t know what she did was right or wrong. She wanted work & maybe she didn't have any other option. Since she was being questioned on a number of occasions about her real age, so she has come out open about it. They even created a group or a page called Agyness Deyn you are not 18.

People pretend to be much younger & they also lie about their real age & the most annoying creatures are those who act as little kids. Why pick on one person? Over here, those of us who have been honest about our age, people very conveniently add 4 or 5 years to it, cause they believe everyone is lying.

It’s kind of unfair that some models like Kristen McMenamy (47), Kate Moss (38) and Naomi Campbell (41) still get work & let’s be honest, they don’t look that young no matter how they are being praised for every god-damn cover. I think Agyness Deyn has been a cool model. I find her better than Karlie Kloss and Hailey Clauson who are much, much younger.

Megan Fox looking hot on Cosmo




Megan Fox covers the April issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine, & I think she’s looking quite hot but she gives the same expression every time. Anyhow I like her hair & the cover. It’s another thing she looks fake but chic at the same time. She’s got a very pretty face.

These days she’s promoting her film Friends With Kids. She has a small supporting role in the movie.

Anyhow, in this interview she talks about having kids & her soul mate. Megan Fox wants us to believe that she’s not at all wild. In fact, she’s a homebody. And this is exactly what she told Cosmo:

“It’s because I have tattoos and I say curse words, and apparently, that’s crazy. I think maybe I give off this energy of seeming like I don’t give a f–k, and that’s misinterpreted. But I’m not wild.”

Moreover, she says that she’s also very maternal. After all, you know she gets along very well with her stepson.

“I want at least two, probably three [kids]. I’ve always been maternal…. I’m a homebody – I’m not wild.”

She considers herself a very lucky woman as she was just 18 when she met the love of her life Brian Austin Green.

“I didn’t know who he was, since I was too young for Beverly Hills 90210. But the first time I saw him, I got butterflies. And the first time he casually touched me? There was so much electricity…. We’ve had obstacles, and we’ve overcome them. I truly feel like he’s my soul mate. I don’t want to sound corny or cliché, but I do believe we are destined to live this part of our lives together.”

But it’s kind of shocking that she never felt attractive in her youth. In fact she felt more like a loner. She even used the words ‘abrasive & obnoxious’ for herself while talking to Miami magazine. Maybe she wants us to praise her a little more than we do. I guess for that she needs to do something about her acting skill.

And guys, I did notice one thing & I can’t keep my mouth shut. There is this cheap headline “My Gyno talked to my vagina” on the cover. One gets ideas. That’s all. Whoever comes up with such captions is either impotent himself (maybe that’s why he imagines too much) or he’s a sex machine. This is not how an ordinary mind works. Or does it? And I’m not finished. On top of it, they have even written:’ So weird!’ Oh yeah! When you give a cursory look at the map, you would agree that it’s weird. And it’s not Megan Fox who is naughty, it’s somebody else.

Questions


“Is life worth so many questions?”

Alexandre Dumas

I love a tender sensation


“I love a tender sensation, & would pay the price of a tear for it at any time.”

Henry Fielding

After the loss of you


“After the loss of you, everything is to me trifle.”

Henry Fielding

I’d really like to know


“I’d really like to know whether you deserve someone running to the ends of the earth for your sake!”

Hans Andersen

It gets dark sometimes


It gets dark sometimes but morning comes…keep hope alive.

To read


“To read, to think, to love, to hope, to pray – these are the things that make men happy.”

John Ruskin

A hug from the right person


How a hug from the right person can make just about anything better.

Zindagi Eik Safar Hai Suhana – Andaz



I love this song, because it's full of life. We should always bear in mind 'yahan kal kya ho kis nay jana' & make life easier for ourselves & others. One cannot even be sure what happens a minute later.

This particular film Andaz was released in 1971. It was quite successful. Although Rajesh Khanna was in the movie just for few minutes but people loved him. Moreover, this was the last hit of Shammi Kapoor as a lead hero. He was awesome. I think anyone can fall for his character.

Zindagi Eik Safar Hai Suhana was one of the most popular songs of its time. Kishore Kumar even got nomination for Filmfare best playback singer award for it. And unfortunately, it also turned out to be the last song that Jaikishan recorded before his death.

I didn't like Hema Malini in my childhood for obvious reason. There were Zeenat Aman & Parveen Babi. It wasn't possible to admire Hema Malini but later on I realized that she was a beauty. Even today she looks very graceful.

Basically I like the lines:
'Zindagi eik safar hai suhana,
Yahan kal kya ho kis nay jana.'

But other than, I also like when he says:
'Chand taaron say chalna hai aage
Asmanon say barna hai aage.'

As I have been able to understand it, you've got to do the things that may take you ahead & you shouldn't give a damn as to what others might say. They only say things when you're a success.

Although I don't believe in rules of any kind whatsoever but if one wants to stay happy, he must follow this:
'Hastay gatay jahan say guzar
Duniya ki tu parwa na kar.'

Girl Gone Wild




Madonna is now 53 year old but this woman has no problem stripping to her bra or you can say a little more than lingerie on the cover of her new single. Maybe it’s a little less but who cares! I believe it’s the song which is far more important. We have seen Madonna stark naked innumerable times. Whether she wears anything or not shouldn’t be such a big deal after all these years. Some dailies are concerned that her black, triangle-shaped lace bra doesn’t hide much. What else do they expect when someone is wearing just a bra?

It’s quite a suggestive cover & there ought to be a reason why she has chosen this get up. It goes with the tile ‘Girl Gone Wild.’

However, the song is just okay. The lyrics aren’t that good. In fact, they are bad. It’s not much fun listening to the song.

She sings that 'girls just want to have fun' and 'get fired up like a smoking gun' and though she realizes that she 'shouldn't act this way' because 'good girls don't misbehave', she's a 'bad girl anyway.'

Anyhow, the album will hit stores on March 26th. There is also a bit of dispute regarding the title. Earlier on, it was Girls Gone Wild but then they had to change it. Actually Girls Gone Wild is a video series created by Joe Francis & he said that he’ll pursue legal against Madonna & her team if they don’t make additional changes.

I don’t like the song but Madonna looks good on the cover. She’s 53 & she still looks sexy…however she doesn’t look sexy every time now, but for the most part she does. You can’t say this about every other woman in the industry. And she was pretty when she was young & also a much better singer than the kind of singers we have now.

Freida Pinto strips off for Men’s magazine Esquire




When you talk about 'most beautiful women in the world,’ you’ve got to add the name of Freida Pinto. The standard has surely gone down. Since I'm not a man, I can't add: nothing is up & nothing can ever be up. I'm down, down down! Sometimes even Photoshop cannot do magic. And yes we want to be deceived when we see what we are seeing now :P Anyhow, you’d be able to read her full interview in the April issue of Esquire UK magazine & you can get hold of it on 1st March.

This has been regarded as a sexy shoot. Maybe it is. I don’t know & I don’t want to get into it. Anyway, she talks frankly about her nude scenes in her latest film Trishna which has been inspired by Tess of the d’Urbervilles in this interview. Let me tell you one thing – the character of Tess was beautiful, really beautiful. And there was more to story than just the seduction scene.

When asked about filming the scenes, she tells Esquire: 'It was hard but it was a small crew, and they were good at not making their presence felt. They didn’t go, "Quick! She’s nearly naked! Get your camera out!"'

Although she has stripped off for the film but she says: ‘that’s not my thing at all.'

And thank God for that! I saw her kissing this guy James Franco, in Rise of the planet of the Apes, I literally wanted to puke. But that character Caesar was so manly & impressive. Why can’t men be like him?

You know one of the reasons why I don’t like this woman is that she mostly tells us that she’s so beautiful & she doesn’t want people to tell her that every time they meet her. Give us all a break!

Monday, February 27, 2012

An unrecognizable Katy Perry




Katy Perry looks absolutely stunning in a new shoot for the March issue of Interview Magazine. But she looks very different & yes unrecognizable. In fact she doesn’t look like herself. They work so much on the photo these days that it become somebody else’s face. Totally unrecognizable! Too deceptive & artificial!

Anyhow, I guess we all like to be deceived. I read about this study the other day in which people are being such hypocrites. They have issues when the pictures of models are totally unrecognizable & they complain that now they are no more looking at real people in magazines but it’s okay if that is done with their own pictures. They are all hypocrites. The rules changes, if it’s their own photo. That is not fair.

Moreover, I also read something hilarious in one of the dailies that Katy’s ex-husband must be regretting now after seeing this cover. Moreover looking good is the best revenge & Katy is now a living proof of that statement. The media has such a bad habit of presuming everything. Katy Perry is looking awesome but what’s the point of talking about her ex-husband who is with another woman? And I don’t think an average person picks & discards just on the basis of looks. How can they miss all the other factors? And I'm sure Russell Brand also knows what Photoshop does to the real face of a person. No doubt Katy Perry is pretty but she's not that hot as she has been depicted on this particular cover.

Russell Brand met this Mexican artist, Oriela Medellin, who is famous for her nude paintings at yoga class. But Oriela is not comfortable talking about their relationship. Just in case if you give damn she was seen leaving his apartment earlier this week after staying overnight. It seems Russell has moved on & it’s about time the media too should accept it.

“She shows a different side of herself on the Interview cover with thick, winged black eyeliner, pale lips and teased, bedhead hair. She appears to be wearing nothing more than a studded, sequinned bra, long, black gloves and chandelier earrings. This new look might be indicative of the singer's current state of mind: she's bold, brave and nothing is going to break her.”

The media seems to know it all :P Anyhow, the cover is cool & that’s what matters. It’s shot by Mikael Jansson & he has changed the entire look of Katy Perry. Good or bad...I do not know but the cover is not heavy on my eye.

Eik Rasta Hai Zindagi Jo Tham Gaye Tou Kuch Nahin – Kala Patthar



I'm madly in love with this song. It has been sung by Kishore Kumar & Lata.

Well Kala Patthar was released in 1979. It has been inspired by Chasnala mine disaster but the main plot is very similar to that of the novel Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad. But I can assure you the movie is not at all boring & a drag like Lord Jim. And all the students of Literature are supposed to read this unreadable novel even though it's not in the curriculum. It's compulsory to know certain books.

Anyhow, the movie just did average at the box office. Although it was nominated for a couple of awards, but it failed to win any. The cast was pretty huge & good. They all acted well. I would say it's a must watch, if you haven't seen it.

It's really funny when Shatrughan Sinha while playing cards says 'teesray badshah hum hain' & picks up all the money & leaves.

Coming back to the song, Shashi Kapoor looks so very cute. I think he is one the most cutest things on this planet. Actually today I woke up & I was thinking about this song.

And yeah I have been trying to explain this all my life:P

'Woh husn kay jalway hon yeh ishq ki awaazen
Azad parindon ki rukti nahin parvaazen.'

But people just don't seem to get it. Some people are like birds & they can't help it.

And I loved it even more when he says: 'Bhari rahay gi rahahguzar, jo hum gaye tou kuch nahin!'

I also liked these lines:

'Jaatay huay rahi kay saaye se simatana kya
Eik pal kay musafir kay daman say lipatana kya.'

But the important thing is: Jo hum gaye tou kuch nahin :P

I think if you want to live your life to the fullest, then this is how it ought to be:
'Eik rasta hai zindagi, jo tham gaye tou kuch nahin
Ye qadam kisi muqaam pay jo tham gaye tou kuch nahin.'

Anyhow I hope you enjoy the song.

Kaho Kaisay Rasta Bhool Gaye – Bade Dil Wala



This is a sweet, fun song. Rishi Kapoor looks so cute.

Even the title song of Bade Dil Wala is awesome but the movie is just okay. Tina Munim, unfortunately couldn't act for a single second in any film. Even though she had an affair with Rajesh Khanna but he couldn't teach her a thing or two about acting. However, both Rishi Kapoor & Tina Munim looked nice together.

Wanderlust fails at the box office




Jennifer Aniston & Paul Rudds’ new movie Wanderlust has failed. It’s still too early to say how miserably but it has proved to be a disappointment. It takes just $6.6m at U.S. box office. It’s a disaster as compared to other films such as Act of Valor.

Jennifer Aniston is good when it comes to comedy, so this has been a little surprising but nevertheless who cares! They both look clueless in these pictures though & the poster is not that nice. It has stupidity written all over it. It’s like leave your baggage behind & become stupid. The trailer wasn’t that bad.

Moreover, Aniston recently revealed her secret of looking young & that she has become obsessed with laser therapy. She confessed while chatting with Conan O'Brien on his late-night show that it has helped her remedy sun spots from spending too long in the rays.

How utterly boring!

Jennifer Lopez is again in news for her wardrobe malfunction at 2012 Oscars






This is not the first time Jennifer Lopez has experienced something of the sort. In fact in June 2011 while making an appearance on German TV to promote her album, she suffered the worst wardrobe malfunction ever where the audience & Internet caught sight of her breast. What happened at the Oscars is nothing. Moreover, there is a huge question mark on whether it was a possible wardrobe malfunction or not. However, it’s what we call the perils of a Lo-cut dress. The chances are you may suffer embarrassment.

However, a Twitter account entitled "JLosNipple" was created immediately after the possible nip slip. Some people have all the time in the world.

It’s amusing that Jennifer Lopez went to present the Oscar for costume design and makeup with Cameron Diaz.

Cameron Diaz mentioned Edith Head the famous designer who said a dress "should be tight enough to show you're a woman." Lopez added in, "but loose enough to show you're a lady."

I don’t know what was loose about the gown she was wearing. However, there was too much depth somewhere. Although she wasn’t nominated for anything at all but right now many are wondering if they had seen her aureola on national television. You can’t blame people; it’s the plunging neckline & people have this imagination that runs pretty wild when they are thinking about décolletage. You know I couldn’t make it out whether I saw anything. Maybe just a bit of it & I guess it doesn’t count. Anyhow, it has been reported that the edge of aureola was peeking out of her Zuhair Murad gown.

“But was it nipple? Or just a shadow? Or maybe a sliver of boob tape? Sadly, we’ll never know.”

Some believe it was a nip slip while others believe it was a shadow on the sheer dress. But what caused this controversy is one tweet.

"I spy J-Lo's aureole! It's not gonna get more exciting than this tonight," tweeted Bravo's Andy Cohen.

And after a short time, a Twitter account, "JLosNipple," was created which had more than 800 followers before the end of the ceremony.

I can’t say anything about this aureole at 2012 Oscars but it has dawned on me once again that she still has a huge ass & it’s a depressing thought.

Ramaiya Vastavaiya – Shree 420



Very realistic song! Deep & sad! And Mukesh, Rafi & Lata have done a good job.

Shree 420 was released in the year 1955 & it was also directed & produced by Raj Kapoor. Mera Jhoota Hai Japani became very popular in those days. I also liked the song Pyaar hua ikrar hua, cause Manna Dey has sung it but Mur Mur kay na dekh was funny cause they keep turning their heads in the entire song & actress Nadira looked very irritating & cunning in the song.

Btw, this movie was very popular in Russia & Romania.

I think Mukesh got the best stanza & you know I love these lines:

'Rasta wohee aur musafir wohee
Eik taara na jaane kahan chhupp gaya
Duniya wohee duniya walay wohee
Koi kya jaane kis ka jahan loot gaya.'

Nobody cares what you've lost & nobody gets to know how much you're suffering. Sometimes your entire world is shattered & no one is even aware of it. What's gone is gone.

Nargis was as usual crying. All I remember is that Nargis was invariably crying in every movie. She looked sad 24/7. I think you can't ever forget true love. 'Pyaar kar kay bhulana na aaya hamein' however is well said. In fact, you realize the depth of your feelings once you get to know it & what a terrible revelation this must be! However, I believe all those who have truly loved are very lucky folks. It's really like seeing ghost. People just talk about it & they don't really know as to what is true love.

I also like this stanza:

'Naino mein thi pyaar ki roshani
Teri ankhon mein yeh duniya daari na thi
Tu aur tha, tera dil aur tha
Teray mann mein yeh mitthi kataari na thi'

And this line says it all:
'Main jo dukh paun tou kya, aaj pachhataaun tou kya.' Even today we have the same problems. We get to know the solutions through movies, books, songs etc but some people only get regret in the end. Be true yourself. You can't feel this way again & again.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sawan Ka Mahina - Milan



What a beautiful song! And India had such brilliant artists such as Mukesh, Rafi, Kishore & Manna Dey. They were assets. You listen to them & you're lost in a beautiful world.

Milan was released in 1967 & this movie is based on re-incarnation. I'd recommend it. I really had a good time watching it. Plus both Nutan & Sunil Dutt are my favourites. The only person I didn't like was Jamuna. Her character was irritating but she got Filmfare best supporting actress award for her role. Maybe if I see it now I might like Jamuna. After all, she makes a huge sacrifice for her love. Pran was as usual a meanie. Even Nutan received best actress award but it was well deserved. Moreover, Laxmikant Pyarelal also got award for best music director. All the songs of Milan are awesome. And I love the song 'Main tou deewana.' It's a very sad song but it touches your heart. Actually Milan was a remake of Telugu movie Mooga Manasula.

I give 101 % to Mukesh for making this song timeless. I'm not being biased. You know it's his voice that has more weight.

I like these lines:

'Maujhwa kare kya jaane, humko ishaara
Jaana kahan hai poochhe nadiyaa ki dhaara.'

And it's sweet when she says: 'Marzi hai tumhari lay jaao jis or!'

I've always loved how Mukesh says: ' Jiyara re jhoome aise banmaa naache mor.'

I like Sunil Dutt, cause he seemed like a gentleman. There was something about him. He seemed a very good human. Plus both Sunil Dutt & Nutan looked too sharif & I love such couples.

Mother gives eight-year-old daughter £8,000 worth of vouchers as a birthday present





Sarah Burge who is also known as The Human Barbie will be giving £8,000 of cosmetic surgery vouchers to her eight-year old daughter Poppy as birthday present. And she is supposed to spend it on plastic surgery.

Sarah herself is surgery obsessed & now people are complaining that she wants her daughter to become just like her. You know for Christmas she gave her daughter £7,000 of vouchers for lipsocution.

I actually do not think much of people who mess with their faces (unless there is some accident or something serious). Such people have some sort of a complex. There is no such thing as a perfect face. Once you try to make it perfect, it will only look dull. And I’m so sorry to say but Sarah Burge doesn’t even remotely look beautiful to me. It seems she has too much money to waste. She looks scary & a porn star.

Speaking to the Sunday Mirror, she said: “I'm investing in my child's future. It's empowering for her to be able to take charge of the way she wants to look. The reality of life is people don't think they look fine as they are.”

She’s a total complex. What a rotten way of looking at life! And she still has a complex about her real face to this day otherwise who would say reality of life is people don’t think they look fine as they are. And there is no guarantee that good looks will open the door of luck & happiness. You may have a very pretty face but still satisfaction & happiness could stay miles away from you.

Actually Sarah made headlines in 2010 when she confessed that she has taught her six year old daughter to pole dance. And last year the mother-of-three, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, boasted that she gave a £6,000 breast enlargement voucher to her daughter.

The question is: why does she keep boasting & telling us about these vocuhers? And the second question is: How did she acquire all this wealth? She doesn’t seem rich by birth. She’s too cheap.

Okay. I got my answer. Actually she was a former nurse but now she writes erotic novels. I’m going to have a heart attack now :P

Btw, Poppy will be allowed to use these vouchers by the time she’s 18. And this year on her birthday Poppy will be wearing a designer dress and diamond encrusted boots. And there’s more to the story - Poppy will be paraded through her village on a horse and carriage before 100 guests will party in a barn-themed marquee with pink carpet. This seems to be some kind of a joke.

Poppy, who wants to become an actress & she also works as a model and regularly takes part in beauty pageants. She said: “People that don't actually know me say it's weird. But people that do know me say I'm lucky.”

Would you like to know such people? I really don’t like to make friends with people who are all the time complaining & people who can buy anything (including their looks) or anyone are such a bore. There’s a lot more to life than looks.

Yeh Raat Bheegi Bheegi - Chori Chori [1956]



I just couldn't believe it that up til now I haven't posted a single song of Manna Dey. The other singer is Lata. She sounded very different in her early days. Btw, Chori Chori is fun to watch. It has been inspired by It Happened One Night.

These lines are of course very touching:

'Aisay mein kahin kya koi nahin
Bhoole say jo hum ko yaad kare
Eik halki si muskaan pay jo
Sapnon ka jaan aabaad kare.'

And just in case if you haven't seen the moon tonight, it looks really nice.

Ai Dil Hai Mushkil Jeena Yahaan - CID



Needless to say, I love this song. One of the reasons is that Rafi has sung it & other thing is that I really like the lyrics.

But Johnny Walker was so skinny.

I guess it's not so in Mumbai. It's everywhere:
'Milta hai yahan sab kuch, eik milta nahin dil'
And now I guess you don't find it even if you search the entire world. Maybe in 1960s, the situation wasn't that bad.

Even these lines are very, very true:
'Beghar ko awaara yahan kehetay hans hans
Khud kaate gale sab kay kahe is ko business
Eik cheez kay hain kai naam yahan!'

Anyone who's a little different...not as selfish & made up will still be singing:
'Ai dil hai mushkil jeena yahan' :P

I don't like the lines of Geeta Dutt.

A push up bra is like a bag of chips


You open it & it’s half empty. I wonder how many people will agree with it. We actually need to do a survey on it. But I think whoever came up with this particular line knew how to say things.

Today my sister shared this pic on FB & you know how people talk on such pics. This is not the 1st time I’m talking on push-up bras. Kelly Brook forced me to express myself long time ago since she believes wearing this kind of bra makes a woman sexy. My view is still that it’s deceiving people & deception is not acceptable under any situation. It’s another thing that you won’t be deceived.

One of the guys, however, pointed that there ought to be some chips but it’s sheer humiliations that men are being deceived in this manner. He surely had a point. And then we all know size does matter. Some people said that they have nothing to contribute, if size does matter. Suddenly the thread became kind of saddening :P

Anyhow, all I know is that it’s very, very irritating when a bag of chips is half empty.

Perhaps we need to contact Kelly Brook to shed some light. Maybe she could say something that we have missed. We have actually missed a lot.

Daroo Ki Botal Mein – Majboor



I saw Majboor long time ago & I barely remember the story, but this song was so hilarious that it's difficult to get it out of your head.

They have created a typical Christian scenario...it reminded me of my school days.

But I couldn't understand the lyrics myself & no this is not my favourite song, but it's fun to listen to it after a long time.

Majboor was released in 1974. Amitabh had brain tumor in it but he doesn't die.

However, the other songs are really good, particularly Admi jo kehta hai...it's really very meaningful.

Never Before Seen Images of Lady Gaga





Lady Gaga was just 19 year old when these photos were taken by photographer Malgorzata Saniewska. She was a waitress at the West Village & there she met Malgorzata who was a bartender in the restaurant.

Saniewska shared the images from the 2005 shoot with CNN this week. However, she didn’t know Lady Gaga that well but she still remembers her being “the nicest girl ever.”

Well Lady Gaga has changed much over the passage of time.

Check out more pics of Lady Gaga over here: CNN Photos

O Haseena Zulfonwali Jaane Jahan – Teesri Mazil



I just couldn't help posting another song of Teesri Manzil.

It has got beautiful lyrics & both Asha & Rafi have made it a timeless song. Moreover, the performance by Shammi Kapoor is brilliant. He is so full of life. I didn't like Helen that much in this song. I don't know why.

My favourite line is:

'Ishq hoon mein kahin theharta hee nahin!'

People often complain but how can anyone help it. Can you do anything about your nature? :P Such people are actually very sincere & they won't leave a single thing in worshiping the right way but they can't wait for ever. Such is nature.

I also like it when he says: 'Meri badnamiyon ka wafa naam hai.'

O Mere Sona Re Sona- Teesri Manzil (1966)



This is a really cute song, which is sung by Asha Bhosle & Muhammad Rafi.

Teesri Manzil is a murder mystery & it was a box office hit in 1966. Indiatimes Movies has ranked it amongst 25 top must see Bollywood movies.

During the filming, Shammi Kapoor's wife died & it was the last time Rafi sang all the songs for Nasir Hussain. Although Rafi had a beautiful voice...in spite of that, he was sidelined by his own people.

About the song, one can say...it's better late than never.

'Maine tujhay zara der mein jana
Hua kasoor khafa mat hona!'

Her sister was murdered & in such situations, it could happen.

This is so true. I think men over the entire world behave in this manner:

'O miya humsay na chipao
Woh banaavat ki saari adayen liye
Kay tum is pay ho itharatey
Kay main peechay hoon sau iltiyan liye.'

However, this can be a bit annoying, if someone persists: 'Kay main bhi saath rahungi raho gay jahan!'

However, I like these lines:

'Ye saaza tum bhool na jana
Pyaar ko thokar mat lagana
Kay chala jaunga phir main na jaane kahan!'